men are the worst but also sometimes they are the best. not as a group. but as individuals


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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And then in the future, everything changes. He’s been through it all, of course-watched humanity rediscover the heavens above them, watched them begin to wonder what’s out there. He cheered with the rest of the world when they landed on the moon, cheered as if he’d found Isla de la Muerta all over again, because there was something new. New treasure, a new horizon. But then they stop going, stop exploring, and he goes back to riding tankers across the rising seas. So he’s surprised when one day he wakes up from a night with his bottle of rum (his truest companion), and hears that there’s colonies on Mars now, and they need ships to supply them. He spends the next decade crafting new identities, learning all he can to qualify for the job, and after several tries (and even more faked deaths-this immortality thing isn’t all it’s cracked up to be in the age of the inerasable digital self) he gets it. The ships go nearly constantly now, the needs of the terraforming project creating an unbroken line of vessels from Mars to Earth and back again. “Show me that horizon,” he whispers to himself, his personal prayer of thanksgiving, each time they leave orbit, because the worlds, the stars are in motion and it’s never the same, with nearly three years for a round trip the ports are always different, even if they keep the old names. And finally one trip something goes wrong with the reactor, they’re too low on power and have to deploy the backups, and Jack (Lucky Jack, they call him, for he survives too many things he shouldn’t but science has yet to accept that maybe some things weren’t old wives’ tales after all) goes out for the spacewalk to bring up the solar panels. And as they rise, geometric patterns black against the sun’s glare, he’s struck by a powerful sense of déjà vu, because it’s all here-wind and sails, a ship beneath his feet and stars above his head, horizon in all directions. He wonders, for a moment, if the reason he’s still here is because the universe wanted a witness, to mourn the end of one age of exploration, and rejoice in the birth of the next.

Thank you for writing this. It made me cry, but oh I am so relieved to see the yearning for the stars.

That shouldn’t have given me as many feels as it did… 



Client: “My modem won’t work anymore”

Me: “What lights do you see on it?”

Client: “None. No lights.”

Me: “Plug it in.”

Client: “It’s plugged in. But no lights.”

Me: “Have you been having problems with it lately?”

Client: “Yes, it used to heat up…”

Me: “That’s normal for—”

Client: “…so I put it in the freezer for a few hours.”

Me: “Ah.”



i’m just going to leave this here

When North Korea has it right and they’re criticizing you, you have a fucking problem.


why is this so hard for people to understand



Jay-z’s face is priceless lol!

LMFAO he looked surprise like

"Hey what are you…"

"Oh. OH! OKAY."


You looked inside of me and you saw hatred. That’s not victory. 

"is it free"
- every student ever when offered something (via gnarly)



what is white culture

clapping after an airplane lands

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Name: Lily
Nickname: Don’t have one.
Birthday: 7th December
Gender: female
Sexuality: Bi
Height: 5’2-3
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What time and date is it there: 13.49, 1st September
Average hours of sleep I get each night: 6-8
The last thing I Googled was: “Manifesto writing”
My most used phrase(s): “basically”
First word that comes to mind: chips
What I last said to a family member: “bye talk to you soon”
How many blankets I sleep under: 1 in winter.
Favourite beverage(s): milk and fanta orange
Last movie I watched in the cinema: guardians of the galaxy
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Something I plan on learning: A language and stuff from my course
A piece of advice for all my followers: if an opportunity occurs dont hesistate, dont think, just do it. Dont sit at home all day. Love the small things and try not to compare new surroundings with old too much, that way lies homesickness and insanity.
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"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."


"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.